Earlier this week another player from the Cincinnati Bengals got arrested. The good news for Bengals fan’s is that they are finally leading the NFL in something. Gary Treible from the Pittsburgh Steelers Mailing List found an original draft of Bengals owner Mike Brown list of standards for his players (or maybe he made them up, I’m not sure). Here they are:
Rule 1 - A player may not play in a Pop Warner League and for the Bengals during the same season.
Rule 2 - Games are on Sunday. If you are staying in a hotel in another city, have them wake you by Sunday. Remember, we need 11 (that’s ten plus one) to play.
Rule 3 - The stripes go on the outside.
Rule 4 - Even though the fans leave by half-time, you have to stay for the whole game. Remember we need 11 (that’s ten plus one) to play.
Rule 5 - All NFL playoff games are shown on the large screen TV in the Bengals training facility during the post season. All Bengals players are required to attend. Hall of Famers typically bring the food, so you may want to grab something to eat before each game.
Rule 6 - Off the field attire. The Bengals choose an entertainment industry partner each year to promote the team and the product of our partner. This year our partner is NBC Television. Prior to every game, and in the locker room, each Bengal will wear a tee shirt promoting the hit NBC TV show “The Biggest Loser”.
Rule 7 - You are NOT allowed to sit with the players on the opposing team’s bench. Even for a little while.
Rule 8 - Prison. Try to schedule prison terms for the off season, unless you are hurt. Typically, we start to play in late August and are pretty much done by mid-October, but REMEMBER we need 11 (that’s ten plus one) to play. Talk to your lawyer, he will know when it’s August.
Rule 9 - Sportsmanship. Remember the Bengals creed, “It’s not wining that counts, it’s the fun of free agency.” You are on one of the “fun-ist” teams in all of professional sports. Many of the best Bengals ever to play game have distinguished careers with other teams.
Rule 10 - The Bengals stand for exelinse.
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