Random Rubbish » Humor http://www.benedictfamily.org Thu, 19 Jan 2012 15:13:19 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Pizza Obama http://www.benedictfamily.org/2009/01/21/pizza-obama/ http://www.benedictfamily.org/2009/01/21/pizza-obama/#comments Wed, 21 Jan 2009 17:26:21 +0000 aaron http://www.benedictfamily.org/?p=827 One of my friends on twitter lives in Israel and she passed this pizza store in Israel. So funny. Would you try a slice if you could?

]]> http://www.benedictfamily.org/2009/01/21/pizza-obama/feed/ 2 Is your guy in the “Dog House” ? http://www.benedictfamily.org/2008/12/12/is-your-guy-in-the-dog-house/ http://www.benedictfamily.org/2008/12/12/is-your-guy-in-the-dog-house/#comments Fri, 12 Dec 2008 07:19:39 +0000 aaron http://www.benedictfamily.org/?p=783 I just watched this funny video – which is actually an ad for JCPenney jewelry. GSPN did an episode based on this ad. Thought I’d share it here as well. Check it out. It’s very funny.

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]]> http://www.benedictfamily.org/2008/08/29/common-decencey/feed/ 3 Hitting the Shower http://www.benedictfamily.org/2008/08/29/hitting-the-shower/ http://www.benedictfamily.org/2008/08/29/hitting-the-shower/#comments Fri, 29 Aug 2008 12:13:57 +0000 aaron http://www.benedictfamily.org/?p=702 Continue reading →]]> I was finally able to take a shower yesterday and what a difference that made. I felt rejuvenated and like a new person. A new person with two sets of stitches in a sensitive area, but a new person never the less. After the shower I was able to remove some of the extra bandages around the incisions and that really helped out a lot. Aside from about an hour, I was almost my old self again. In fact I’m going into the office in a few minutes. 

One of the other good signs was that I was able to finally sleep on my side and stay in bed the entire night. As I mentioned in a previous post (I think) I wasn’t able to sleep on my side the first few nights and could only sleep on my back. This wasn’t good for my sleeping and I wound up getting up at around 2:30am to try and sleep on the couch. Thankfully, that didn’t happen last night. 

So the upshot is that I’m getting better slowly but surely, which is frustrating me to no end since I think I should be at 100% already. 

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This meme is the 10 Things You’ll Never Hear Me Say:

1. One child, that’s more than enough for me!
2. Doctors are so wise and I trust them completely.
3. Aaron, you haven’t gone on a business trip in such a long time.
4. Labor, piece of cake. Don’t know what all you woman are complaining about.
5. I just love washing dishes and changing the garbage.
6. I think I look too thin today.
7. Let’s move to England (or another place it always rains). I love all that rain and fog. It always cheers me right up.
8. Too bad I no longer work in Manhattan. I just miss riding the trains and 10 hour work days so much.
9. What are we going to do with all this extra money. It’s always such a problem.
10. Rivky, I love the creative mess you’ve made today. Let’s never clean it up and just admire it every time we pass it.

I’m tagging Portia P – big congrats on her recent BFP!, Mel, and Kirby.

]]> http://www.benedictfamily.org/2008/02/26/meme%e2%80%93ten-things-you%e2%80%99ll-never-hear-me-say/feed/ 3 What type of chocolate are you? http://www.benedictfamily.org/2007/08/08/what-type-of-chocolate-are-you/ http://www.benedictfamily.org/2007/08/08/what-type-of-chocolate-are-you/#comments Thu, 09 Aug 2007 02:40:22 +0000 aaron http://www.benedictfamily.org/?p=343 Continue reading →]]>
You are White Chocolate

You are White Chocolate
You are sweet, caring, and truly very innocent.
Whether your naive ways are a bit of act or not, people like to take care of you.
You are a quiet flirt, and your power is often underestimated!

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Thinking that another list of all the bad things that are in fast food from trans fats to too many calories, I started to tune him out.
But Tim insisted that I had to hear this one, so I kept listening.
Eating too much fast food can cause infidelity.
Infidelity?! I was shocked. This appeared to be a new societal burden placed at the feet of fast food.
Laughing, Tim said yes, infidelity, but she meant infertility.
Infidelity. Infertility. Sure, I always get those two mixed up too.

Maybe I’m the only one that found this funny but because I have a friend that got infertility and infidelity confused in a conversation we once had about the podcast.

]]> http://www.benedictfamily.org/2007/08/05/goldberg-iceberg-whats-the-difference/feed/ 0 The road not taken http://www.benedictfamily.org/2007/07/18/the-road-not-taken/ http://www.benedictfamily.org/2007/07/18/the-road-not-taken/#comments Wed, 18 Jul 2007 22:01:17 +0000 aaron http://www.benedictfamily.org/?p=322 This is another reason why I should have gone into psychiatry. Remember kids,  only use your powers for good and making money :)

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